Welcome to Sidney by the Sea.
Come and see our newest tourist attraction — seniors drag racing down the sidewalks with their electric scooters.
They can reach the mind boggling speed of 10 km/h and they may even finish with a burnout donut.
Maybe we could also host a competitive one-block-dash with the old armstrong push models.
If you decide to come, wear a helmet (although they are not required for drivers).
You never know when one of the scooters could get out of control.